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This couple was so scared of my wife’s uterus—cocked and loaded, as it were—that they not only verbally attacked her, but the man threatened physical assault on her. Based on demographics of that part of Georgia, I’m reasonably sure that the couple were in favor of the “right to life” and opposed to abortion—as long as the uterus in question is cloaked in pallid skin.