Life is better in Flip flops with Busch Light shirt

My cheap beer of choice is Busch Light - its what my parents drank. I don’t drink it for its full flavor. I drink it because its 16 dollars for a 30 pack and the flavor isn’t bad. I can drink it as fast as my body can process it (read - frequent trips to the bathroom) There is an old joke - Why is Bud Light like sex in canoe? It’s fucking near water.